There once was a classroom on view,
Tiny flags and new notebooks askew;
While the board, far from bored, held debate,
ProPublica filed a sharp update,
A class action that schooled the whole crew.

There once was a politics scroll,
Where a flag stole the stage by a pole;
Two suits left the court,
In not-so-brief brief sport,
Seeking public appeal at the polls.

A Capitol ref saw the play,
as Fifa dribbled big deals in the fray.
“If free kicks mean fees
and smash-and-grab sprees,
we’ll blow the whistle—probe on the way.”

In the Sunshine State, lessons are scored,
As politics reshapes what’s adored;
With vouchers in flight,
And standards rewrit,
The board leaves the students quite bored.