In a move that's sparked some debate,  
A plane's flying folks to the States.  
From South Africa's land,  
To Trump’s welcoming hand,  
Their journey's a plane and simple fate!

An F/A-18 tried to land just right,  
On a carrier's deck in flight,  
But instead of a flop,  
Off the edge it did drop,  
Sixty million took a swim—what a sight!

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In labs, a new hue’s been unfurled,  
A color unseen in the world.  
They zapped a new shade,  
With lasers arrayed,  
Now scientists’ minds are all swirled!

A website called SciTech's a tease,  
With security checks sure to please.  
"Are you human?" they beg,  
On this virtual leg,  
Caught in digital webs with great ease!

In the Oval, a photo's unveiled,  
With "MS-13" details derailed.  
Photoshop's crafty hand,  
Made this tat on demand,  
And now the whole room is "ailed!"

At a funeral, so somber and grand,  
He thought he was king of the land.  
Dressed sharp in his mind,  
But others would find,  
A clown suit was more what we scanned!  

In a twist that’s quite economically wild,  
The shelves soon might look like they’ve compiled,  
A "voluntary" recession’s afoot,  
With tariffs and boats stuck en route,  
Trade’s game of “hide and seek” just got reviled!  

A watery creature named Virsla,  
In the ocean, it's sure to start whirls-a.  
Though it's a bit plump,  
It conquers each hump,  
A virus with strength like a swirl-sa!

At a place full of secrets quite stark,  
Some DOGE folks just took a lark,  
In networks quite deep,  
They caused quite a peep,  
Playing fetch with secrets after dark!

A creature named Virsla, quite spry,  
Is a water-bound slayer, oh my!  
With stats not so tight,  
In this game card fight,  
He's just floating by saying, "Level up, why?"

In the court of opinions so bright,  
Magic and Bird take flight,  
But Bird takes the lead,  
In this colorful deed,  
Guess Magic needs more "hoop-sight"!